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Very Funny Videos 2014 HD www.youtube.com

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Feb 14, 2014 – Uploaded by DEJAVU VISION

PlEASE LIKE FACEBOOK PAGE : https://www.facebook.com/dejavuvisiontv

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How to Create a Funny PowerPoint Presentation www.guy-sports.com/humor/videos/video_women_longer.htm

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Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it’s easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in ‘Help’.  To make a funny slide show requires these skills;

  • Imagination – Think of an funny idea, then build a themed slide set
  • Artistic – An eye for a good picture
  • Wordsmith – Choose a catchy title for each slide
  • Humour – Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
  • PowerPoint mechanics – Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the program is so intuitive.

Good luck with creating your funny PowerPoint Presentation

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Why Do Women Live Longer? www.guy-sports.com/

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Teresa Brown was interested in gender roles Sunni Muslims particularly in Afghanistan.  Back in the 1990s long before the current Afghan hostility she spotted that women walk about four paces behind their husbands.Why do women live longer?

When Teresa returned to Kabul in 2011 she noted with regret that women still walk behind their husbands.  She pondered why, despite the establishment of women’s rights, wives still pace behind their husbands.

Later the intrepid reporter fell into conversation with one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms Brown straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

She filed her report back to America with the leader:

Behind every Afghan man, there’s a smart woman!

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Blow Up Pub – Yours For Only £27K GBP www.guy-sports.com/

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Inflatable Boozer For Your Garden [$40,600 USD] Inflatable Pub

An inflatable version of the traditional-looking British pub has gone on sale for people to install in their garden. The inflatable boozer, which measures 15m by 7.5m and is 8m tall, includes details such as a tiled roof, brick stone wall and two chimney pots.

Inside there’s a welcoming fire place feature and enough room for about fifty drinkers with a fully stocked bar. A spokesperson for DrinkStuff, which sells the boozer online, informed Will and Guy, ‘We British love a traditional public house, propping up the bar with a pint of English ale, but you’ve probably never had a drink in a pub like this.

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Driving Test www.guy-sports.com/

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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.Flying Pig

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. 

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level. 

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? 

Get off the merry-go-round – you’re drunk!

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Raffle Winner www.guy-sports.com/

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Tell me, Ronan, how did you manage to get so very drunk last night?’ asked the parish priest.
‘Well you see, Father, it was like this. I got into very bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle.’

‘But you were with Mick McGahey, Ryan O’Toole, and Patrick McCann and they don’t drink.’

‘Dat’s what I mean, Father…’

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Tom Scharpling comic book fan art. danoforange.blogspot.in/2012/05/tom-scharpling-comic-book-fan-art.html

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WhileYou Were/Are Sleeping (Pick up the slack you loafer!) danoforange.blogspot.in/

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  It’s weird to me how one second your all up and awake and walking around doing stuff then for some crazy reason your body weakens and wants to lie down in a dust mite metropolis and go offline for hours on end. Its called sleep and we all do it, all animals anyway and I think that I’ve even seen microbes and bacteria catch a few winks on disease documentaries when you see them hanging out in the petrie dish in the lab.
 
  So apparently your body is tired and needs to rest but we still carry on doing some things in our sleep. Sleep talking, sleep walking, sleep peeing and sleep thinking (dreams people!) the sleepy time world is nearly as active as the waking world except it’s lying down and has a lot more flannel clothing involved.
 
  If humans can do one or two functions already while sleeping I can’t see why they can’t sleep WORK also. Stuffing envelopes, folding clothes and knitting are just three great lying down jobs where you might earn a whole extra pay packet as you dream your little dreams PLUS you can talk and pee too, I’m not the boss of you, if you want to stretch your legs a go for a sleep walk on your own time no biggie here.
 
  I’m sure there’s a dangerous cocktails of medicines and possible medical procedures on the brain to float this amazing plan of mine but I’m sure anybody who has partners with chronic snoring problems would be only too happy to volunteer their loved ones for run of trial experiments.

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Piku music review: Anupam Roy makes an impressive Hindi debut with this Amitabh Bachchan-Deepika Pad st1.bollywoodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/54.jpg

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Is the Jazbaa shoot taking a toll on the actress? A picture can speak a thousand words and this one surely did!

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan‘s beauty has been described in many ways by many men and women. She is one of the most beautiful women on earth and we can’t agree more. That was also one of the reasons why we were so eager to see her back onscreen. Fortunately, the actress gave her nod to Sanjay Gupta’s Jazbaa; so very soon she will be on 70mm once again. But guess the shoot is turning out to be too strenuous for Aishwarya. A recent picture of her makes her look tired and tad sleep-deprived.

It won’t be wrong to say that Aishwarya’s eyes are her assets. They are glorious, light coloured and extremely expressive. Hence, the same couldn’t hide the actress’s tiredness during the second schedule wrap of Jazbaa.It is big and bright, but it seems weary. Although she isn’t devoid of makeup as is evident, it failed to conceal her tired out face.

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